9:31 a.m.
Minutes late to work: 21
Number of times loudly exclaimed "Pole Smoker!" in car on way to work: 8
Cups of Thick & Muddy: 2.5
Copies Made: 120
Times sneaked off to bathroom to check out ass in new jeans: 12
Daydreams about Bobi: 9,723.5
Times "Once More, With Feeling" played in head: 2
Male co-workers who have checked out rack: 3
Times the sound of Terry's voice has made me want to stab my neck: 23
11:58 a.m.
Times almost gagged from smell outside: 4
Number of screen toggles: 64
Papercuts: 5
Copies Made: 378
Times sneaked off to bathroom to check out ass in new jeans: 22
Daydreams about Bobi: 17,431
Times thought about finally purchasing 'The Fifth Element' on DVD: 3
Terry Evasions: 9
Times Phyllis' wet cough has made me think about Kimberlina: 3
Crying Fits: 2
3:38 p.m.
Number of times I've been blessed out since lunch: 2
Number of screen toggles: 80
Papercuts: 12
Copies Made: 392
Times sneaked off to bathroom to check out ass in new jeans: 22 (0 since lunchtime)
Daydreams about Bobi: 17,490
Times thought about finally purchasing 'The Fifth Element' on DVD: 5
Terry Evasions: 17
Times Phyllis' wet cough has made me think about Kimberlina: 0 Phyllis went home to 'tend her horses'.
Crying Fits: 3
***
I can't leave for another 12 min. ARGH!!!
To pass 10 of those 12, here is a list of stuff I Don't do:
Craft - I paint, refinish, and do art stuff. But I can't make anything useful, functional, or even remotely aesthetic.
Jigsaw Puzzles - Fuck THAT headache.
Pay attention to the time - Always too early or too late.
Handle Criticism Well - At least I can admit it!
Fisting - enough said.
Sleep - O Sleep, my long lost love. Come back to me!
Wear Blue - I don't think I have a single blue shirt. Couldn't tell you why.
Spell - whutz a speilchezch?
Happy Fucking Friday!!!
6 comments:
POLE SMOKER! i'm going to have to remember that one. with my car windows down, even. *laugh*
and i hate when a co-worker's voice makes you want to stab yourself. there's a woman (smoker??) who coughs oh... 56 times an hour. not too bad, except she's super super phlegmmmy. ::shudder::
i heart buffy. i'm rewatching season 2 w/ my boy. *le sigh*
::checks out your ass::
hm. what is that? 2.26 x 10 to the... 23rd?
man, chemistry was a long time ago...
also, buy the fifth element! the special edition!
You are a trip.
I seriously am not stalking you, but were we separated at birth?
That Erasure song is one of my faves, and on my oft-played iPod playlist.
*does a dance*
I found a 5th Element buddy!!
5th Element ROCKS!!!
But not as much as Purefoy! Pure Joy!
Shut UP Tolbs!
Although If you didn't like it, I'll be happy to take it off your unappreciative hands!
I'm shipping you a case of Grape Soda, you nerd!
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