Friday, November 04, 2005

Stop me before I hit the pay per view!

Okay, pretty typical week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday = work, work, work. Thrusday = got fired. Huh? Wait, rewind? Yeah, got fired. Came home at noon a big ol' snot ball, with scary prom queen mascara running down my face and DAMMIT, did I just get fired or what? Uh, yeah. I so did. So back to it being noon yesterday. I walk in the door and have a total Cordelia moment "Excuse Me, I have to call EVERYONE I have EVER MET Right Now!!!" Called my friends and other persons, cried, shock shock shock. *Ding!* Idea Light! Let's have a cocktail! Absolut + Cranberry Juice = the cure for crying. Yay! Now I'm totally unemployed AND I've got a buzz!

Anyway. Thought I might ride the unemployment tide while Georgie Boy still lets people HAVE unemployment. Then I can do something I've always excelled at, which is Lounging. I have a fucking GOLD medal in Lounging. How do you think I keep up with so many TV shows? Now I will have to add daytime TV to my retinue. Although I'm hoping I can just catch Reruns of Quantum Leap instead of having to resort to watching Passions. EEK!

7 comments:

Adam said...

buzzed? no job to worry about? look at it as a blessing. until you have to pay for something. then i'd get a job.

Adam said...

didn't see your comment on quantum leap before- awesome. i loved that show. sci-fi should show it more often.

Ms. Adventures said...

I loved Quantum Leap too, PASSIONS SUCKS!! YIKES!

I was lucky enough to get a phone call, I feel privlieged.

So sorry for your lack of job. You're welcome to stop by anytime and help me stain my deck..... or not. Whatever you're comfortable with :) Just jokin.

Bee said...

Bacula is a god in my country.

Adam said...

bobi stop trying to fix me up! but thank you for the gesture.

Bee said...

Ya'll chill!

I've added all 3 of you to my Blog links.

Adam said...

i'm touched. what is this salty discharge from my eyes? am i crying? omg, i DO have a heart! so there world!