Courtesy of Crystal...

What bands/songs when they come on do you reach up and change?
Celine Dion, R. Kelly, Michael Bolton (just DIE already!!!)


What is currently underneath your bed?
Suitcases, dust bunnies, random shoes and a 'back' massager.

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?
My mom's homemade vegetable soup. MMMM mmm.

Favorite character from The Simpsons?
Comic Store Guy.


Favorite superhero?
A tie - Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Gambit of the X-Men.


Worst hair disaster?
19 years old - drinking lots of Icehouse (hurl) and cutting my bangs to be less than an inch long.


Best Christmas present ever?
My Dremel set and tool kit I got 2 christmas' ago.


Favorite sandwich filling/favorite thing to eat on toast?
Cheese


Worst advice you've ever been given?
I rarely listen to advice when It's given, so this question is someting of a moot point.


Letterman or Leno?
Dave. Gotta have the Dave.


What are you most afraid of?
Fire. and Cockroaches that fly.


What position do you sleep in?
On my side with one leg outside the covers.


Would you rather freeze to death or burn?
Thats easy. Gimme that freezing any day.


Have you ever sucked dick for coke? If yes, then what are you doing later??
No, but Bob Sagat has.


5 Funniest People:
1. Me
2. Joss Whedon
3. Dane Cook
4. Eddie Izzard
5. Jeneane Garafolo


What singer would you like to perform with?
Lauren Ambrose. I know she's not offically a 'singer' but DAMN that girl has got some pipes. Did anyone see that episode of Six Feet Under when she sang that verson of "you light up my life" about her pantyhose?

What's your movie fantasy?
MMM. Getting to know David Bowie's Goblin King in Labryinth, Bringing Ewan McGregor around to the females in Velvet Goldmine.


Sometimes when you're walking around, do your balls get sweaty?
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